Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
I made a thing in honor of my new url
Jabear in the big blue house, featuring Moon Valmoon
I’m gonna make this my blog background, just to see how one would react.
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i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
What if I call him Fluegene
→ Your favorite interview moment ► ‘That’s your ass? I’m so sorry’
How did he not notice the difference between their asses
Because Jeremy’s ass is as amazing as Scarlett’s.
Fact
foxes enjoying themselves (x)
you’re welcome
i can’t deal with this
this is my hole. it was made for me.
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opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(Source: thordoftherings)
HELLOFRIENDHEREISAVIRTUALHIGHFIVE ouch that was actually me giving my face a high five oUCH