Q
1-99. ANSWER ALL OF THEM
Anonymous
A

OH GOSH WHICH ONE EVEN WAS THIS I NEVER SAW THIS ASK

((BUT I’M TOTALLY DOIN IT))

http://sushiksushi.tumblr.com/post/91779834623/questions-not-usually-asked

1 they’re stuck open, so

2 if theres anything left

3 untucked 

4 i have never had either means or reason to do so

5 eh

6 nah brah

7 bears kill you quicker

8 sadly no

9 i’ll usually make some variation of the cheese face

10 fools

11 constantly

14 life is a dance

15 4th grade: like a beaver. now: no.

16 …i share a room with my sisters…?

17 twin

18 everything by Panic! At The Disco in the last 2 years

19 anyone can wear any colour they want

20 mostly bob’s burgers, i guess, but a:tla is rockin

21 probs man of steel

22 i think the real question is, do i got tha booty to bury?

23 H2O

24 my mouth

25 probs sushi, but like, also jalapeno poppers and gelato and cheese and pie and ooh, donuts are good, and

26 man of steel

28 yes, it was a disaster

29 only for the New Era

30 last couple of weeks of school. i should have given it to them and i didn’t and i may just regret it for the rest of my life?

31 no

32 no

33 no i can’t drive

34 knuckle

35 food, liquid

36 anywhere from 10:00 pm - 5:00 am, depends on many things

37 oh heck yeah

38 mostly hermione granger, sometimes a princess or generic witch

39 uhhhh the cool one?

40 fluently: english

41 no

42 has anyone ever even liked lincoln logs

43 depends on the mood / person i’m dealing with

44 the old white dude

45 there’s this one korean drama, you are beautiful. A+

46 deeply

47 until my family makes me stop

48 how could i not with such fab acoustics

49 well i don’t drive a party bus, so

50 not… really? learned at camp, shot my bro’s bb, nothing big

51 with my family when i was in middle school

52 only the ones that let me bring my own

53 Finals.

54 not to my knowledge?

55 mmm, i dunno, maybe… strawberry?

56 literally anything but a grocery store clerk or astronaut. I’M ON MY WAY

57 i believe that unexplainable stuff can happen and that people see patterns in nonsense.

58 i had really intense dejavu like all the time in middle school, to the point where i’d wake up from a mundane dream and be like “this is happening in the future” and it would

59 eh, what is daily, really

60 to school most days freshman year

61 no

62 fabric, sometimes

63 strokes. so awkward. so. so bad. i’d only heard a couple of their songs but it was free and since i was still a kid i went with my older sister and my mom and it . was s o  a w k w a r d i stood there uncomfortably facing the general direction of the stage for like two hours and everybody else busted out their drugs so it smelled and we had to walk a few miles to get somewhere my dad could pick us up bc it was so crowded and just ?? neeeever ever doing free rock concerts w my mum again

64 tarjay

65 flip flops

66 she toes

67 anybody want a peanut

68 naw but they sound muy bueno

69 third grade: i was bigger and weirder than all the other girls. tenth grade: i understood how much weirder i was than everyone else. m o v e m e n t s

70 whatever makes them happy. so pimping, hopefully

71 two ways - i don’t even need an iron!

72 never entered

73 pretty regularly

74 nope

75 nope

76 not since the mighty blaze of ‘93

77 i love and have loved many. never a perks of wallflower moment or whatever

78 Panic! At The Disco x1000

79 … the Strokes. maybe Panic! At The Disco soon tho

80 lukewarm water

81 mormon

82 snickerdoodle cookies, sugar condiment

83 sometimes i doggy paddle

84 can people not

85 only at hospitals

86 tuvan throat singers, an entire chorus of them

87 once in elementary i guessed how many crayons were in the tupperware and i won the tupperware of crayons

88 i have only had metal surgery. have you seen my bionic nose

89 green PSYCH olives are all created equal in their repulsiveness

90 only sew, sadly, and rudimentarily at that

91 somewhere with a chimney?

92 well, it’s not yet legal to marry every box of cheezit, but we’ve got a us.gov petition on that, so

93 hopefully until either i or every single cheezit dies

95 well i did graduate the third grade, so

96 no

97 no

98 i dunno, like, light? or maybe cerulean? or just like white since it has the other colours. but cerulean was my favourite crayon growing up

99 several people. a couple friends, some family, some in between. if i just got my act together and started the conversation most likely most of them would respond? ugh thoughtings

GUYS GUYS I DID IT I DID THE THING EVERY QUESTION IT ASKED I’M SO PROUD and now for sleep haaaaa



areyoutryingtodeduceme:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Also while I was waiting in a cab line yesterday I was having a very stressed and frantic phone call and the dudes standing in front of me were laughing about it and then one of them was like “wow you’re having a rough day” in the most recognizable voice ever and that’s when I realized H Jon Benjamin was laughing at my pain

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oh my god

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kumaton:

politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

I want to be friends with her!

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

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I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible.

Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.

Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.

But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.

And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.

We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.

We never know when the bus is coming.


readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

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jewbat:

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

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Being in an industry that is so male focused have you ever experienced any struggles with sexism in forms of interviews? And if you have, how have you adjusted to that? (x)

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sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


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this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

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